Thursday, November 15, 2007

Sonty Mick: Fanart, awards, literature

This post is not a review. If you are looking for a review, then you should scroll down and look at some reviews. Alternately, you can wait for me to write another review and scroll up. Or you can just learn to be content with the fact that not all blog posts are reviews, and that's sometimes OK. It's sometimes even the best thing that can happen to you.

As a very successful blogger with many, many fans, I obviously get a large amount of fanart on a pretty regular basis. People like to draw my picture. It's what you do when you really admire a person's ability to blog. I am going to use this post to just kind of show off some of the great art that people have sent to me in order to celebrate me and this blog that I write. I am humble when I reveal this art to you.

This little doodle is by someone named Dave. Dave did not tell me if he had a last name or what it was, but that's OK, because he is the only dave so far to send any pictures. There is no need to be confused.
This next piece is a work of real, or "true" art. It comes from a variety of sources and it catches my good side. The maker of this is John B.

You may not know it, but this next one, from Emily Hal. is actually very good. It is very well made.
This one is by Unwinder. It is probably the most accurate version of what my body looks like.

This last one is definitely the bast. It has me looking like I am a god, or maybe a king of gods. I am battling metaphorical webcomic ideas.

OK, that is the end of today's fanart section. Don't go away just yet, though, because I have also won some new awards, and I'd like for you to see them, so you can really get a sense of how credible I am. As you can see, I am a major expert.

This first one is sort of a peace offering from Miles Grover. He might not be so much of my enemy anymore after this, but I still don't think his webcomic is past the point of needing a ton, or even a metric ton of work.

These next awards are all from a person named Kevdude. As you can see, I am not only a good blogger, I am also good at being a human and having opinions/a stylized name.

Those are all the awards I got today. That's a pretty reasonable number for one day. I haven't got any honorary degrees from universities yet, but I'll bet they'll start coming in pretty soon now. After you win tons of awards, people notice you.

The last thing that I need to show you before I go and sleep for a number of hours that is much shorter than eternity is a book that I am working on with a ghostwriter. It is in negotiations right now, so I don't know where it will go, but I have a good feeling about it.

This is it

OK, that's all for today! New review out soon I'm sure!

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PS, send all fanart and awards to sontymick at gmail dot com


Applesaucers said...

Sonty! Just look at your signature you fool! IT'S NOT SYMMETRICAL!! The chairperson of the Stylized Name Award board just called me up this morning and yelled my head off for an hour! I don't pull these awards out of my ass you know (that would be DISCUSTING and UNHYGENIC), I had to pull alot of strings to net you these medals. I had given the board MY WORD, Sonty. I had assured them that in the field of stylized signatures you were a class act capable of miracles, and then you failed me. I've never been more ashamed in my life.

I've never told you this before...but when my son died I never thought I'd be able to know the meaning of joy ever again...and then I found your blog and...ever since then I've sort of thought of you as the son I never had.

...Well I'll try to see if I can get you another award. But the fruits might be a little less sweet this time, as word of this gets around to other award committees. Just don't do this again.

Sonty Mick said...

Oh my gosh, I can not believe that I made that mistake. I guess it just goes to show that no matter how much you accomplish, you can't always get everything perfectly right. My mom used to always say that "Pride comes before a fall." I guess that's sort of a Mick family saying, I'm not surprised if you've never heard it before. It really makes sense here though.

Anonymous said...

sonty mick i am presenting you with the "Guy who thinks he is so great but really he isn't great at all he is so lame not great one bit" award

The trophy is my fist which is wrapped in bricks and punching you in the face.

Anonymous said...

That image of Sonty reminds me of Schroeder from peanuts (the one that looks like a peanuts character).

Peanuts is without a doubt the best comic ever drawn. It is not a webcomic.

Good comics are not webcomics.

What do you think about peanuts?

Anonymous said...

AHAHAHAHAHA, that last fanart definitely is the "bast". I love how his shoe has "THRUTH" written on it. This blog is fuckin' hilarious.